kids next door
Mount Holly, United States
Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
agstone
Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML
ThatGirl
United States
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What have you done?
Today, my son dropped a firecracker in my flour storage bin, probably thinking the pop would make flour go everywhere. I guess he’s never heard of a dust explosion because what he actually did was set fire to the flour, causing such a violent shockwave it blew the kitchen window out of the wall. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
TooNoisy4Me
Bellerose, United States
Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
Spooked
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Isoldael
Netherlands
Sneaky
Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
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DocBastard 40
Apparently that's a federal offense, and it cannot be tolerated! Get a security camera and catch them red handed. Then beat the shit out of them.
HKCgrimmjow 15
I guess it's time to buy a metal mailbox perhaps? Or stalk them. That usually works.
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spartanfan3 1
Are you on YouTube because one of the guys I watch commentated on how this happened to him
theboy13 13
Make a brick/rock one, set up a,camera, and the new one only have small opening so can't access it Legally that's a federal crime, because mail is federal, who knows what could have gotten blown up inside too.
BuckNekkid 22
call the postal inspectors, they go postal about these things
Thunderstruck14 30
Hmm, I'd call the cops if I were you. Then I'd go home and imagine all the horrible things I wish I could do to them as revenge. I'd be so evil. But only inside.
Albinosoar 3
The butterfly effect
paigeh10 4
Shawn Hunter is on the loose!!
TecheyTim 14
3 things... 1----Why?? 2----If it's already happened twice before this, have you considered NOT REPLACING THE DAMN MAILBOX!!!!! I mean honestly, I understand fixing it the first time, but if happens a second time in less than a week, **** it, no more mailbox for me. 3-----If, for some non-apparent reason you replace you mailbox a third time, consider rigging an air horn to the inside of it so that it goes off when opened and scares the balls off of whoever is doing it ....just remember to "disarm" and "re-arm" it before and after the mail guy comes.
RockNRollAndrew 18
Egg their houses !
ccubsfan94 1
it is a federal offense and they can go to prison if the judge wanted them to. but it is a destruction of property as well as interfering with government regulated post.
funky303 6
Set up a webcam with movement detection, then blow up his hands.. or at least threaten him with it