amazed
Frisco, United States
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nice education you've got there
Monroe, United States
Today, my friends and I were exchanging stories with one another. I barely got a few sentences in before they started mocking and viciously insulting me for saying "swaggered", claiming it comes from the slang term "swag", and that they never thought I was a "dumbass hipster". Really now? FML
jking2z
United States
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Shabby Rabbit
Mesa, United States
I started a joke…
Today, two of my friends, who are both well off, offered to buy me new clothes. I thought they were just being generous like they normally are. I also thought my clothes weren't too bad, so I asked my girl if I looked ratty. She just started laughing at me. Apparently they're really bad and it's a running joke for everyone. FML
ashleylynn17
Today, I was told I pull the "whole grunge look" off quite well. I don't dress "grunge", nor was that my intention. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Piss off, perv
Today, 40-something year-old man hit on me at the mall (I'm 14), then told me that ladies needed to dress like ladies after I made a joke to my friend about wanting to wear jeans to homecoming. I'm not a girl btw. FML
Anonymous
Wokescolds gonna wokescold
Today, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FML
Steampunk Woes
United Kingdom
Looking the part
Today, I did a themed circus performance, then went out to small club afterwards, still in my outfit. Three people asked me to join them and chat. Apparently they thought I was ''a strung out prostitute on ketamine'' and ''didn't want anything bad to happen to (me)''. I guess I looked like a Victorian-era hooker? FML
The junkie
Crusin' for a brusin'
Today, I was taking the subway home when some entitled fuck called me a "junkie", all because I'm long-haired and have my arms covered in tattoos. FML
katgib13
Cincinnati, United States
Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Even after Googling it, I've never been 100% sure what a juggalo was..
Theactuary 0
Maybe they were just clownin' around
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Comments (74)
pbonham 22
I don't get it :/
KendratheUnicorn 0
They definitely have room to talk (Mega sarcastic mode initiated)
PrincessPesa 20
Take it as a compliment. Putting so much effort into looking that incredibly ridiculous is so pointless it's sad.
bdubbstheman 5
They pretty much just wear clown black and white face paint, tote meat cleavers, make stupid noises, and do drugs. I'm probably going to get stabbed if any juggs find me lol
davestrider 0
Okay. Where do you live ************? Always stay down with the clown or the clown will **** your ass
buny101 7
Hey there is nothing wrong with the fam, ya alot of them give us a bad name but most of us are really chill. Not all of us are stupid hicks.
wickedbitch505 1
******* dumb ass.
THE_A_TEEN 28
To who? Yourself?
Ugi 27
It's part of any group bonding to ridicule anyone who is not a member of the group. I've no idea what Juggalos are and from the comments here I can't be bothered to find out. However, everyone who is a part of any group and gains any type of reassurance from that tends to belittle anyone who is not a part of that group to emphasise their on percieved superiority. Just look at Americans, or any other nationality, or Christians, or punks, or scientists, or artists, or pretty much anyone. If you're not a prt of it then you are seen as inferior.
Rhysviri 10
Okay, what the **** is a Juggalo?
senor_awesome 14
a juggalo is a fan that is very devoted to the group Insane Clown Posse, or ICP for short. This group wears black and white clown make up, promotes drugs and alcohol, violence, makes shitty music, and makes millions of the sorry losers who listen to them.
senor_awesome 14
Never thought I would see the word 'juggalo' on FML. Unless of course, it said "Today, I just found out I'm a juggalo. FML"
jeep4x4comm 6
I'm a juggalo, and I can guarantee ive done more for society than at least 85% of you people.
redbluegreen 41
There have been a few juggalo related FMLs.
sadistmonkey 19
I'm a juggalo and I don't know how magnets work.
Lette_4_Life 2
whoop whoop!
jeep4x4comm 6
We'll never die alone, juggalos will carry on!! Whoop Whoop!
Pentium_4 27
so gas is $1.33 per gallon? stock up and bring me some...