Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my friends and I were exchanging stories with one another. I barely got a few sentences in before they started mocking and viciously insulting me for saying "swaggered", claiming it comes from the slang term "swag", and that they never thought I was a "dumbass hipster". Really now? FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
I started a joke…
Today, two of my friends, who are both well off, offered to buy me new clothes. I thought they were just being generous like they normally are. I also thought my clothes weren't too bad, so I asked my girl if I looked ratty. She just started laughing at me. Apparently they're really bad and it's a running joke for everyone. FML
Today, I was told I pull the "whole grunge look" off quite well. I don't dress "grunge", nor was that my intention. FML
Piss off, perv
Today, 40-something year-old man hit on me at the mall (I'm 14), then told me that ladies needed to dress like ladies after I made a joke to my friend about wanting to wear jeans to homecoming. I'm not a girl btw. FML
Wokescolds gonna wokescold
Today, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FML
Looking the part
Today, I did a themed circus performance, then went out to small club afterwards, still in my outfit. Three people asked me to join them and chat. Apparently they thought I was ''a strung out prostitute on ketamine'' and ''didn't want anything bad to happen to (me)''. I guess I looked like a Victorian-era hooker? FML
Crusin' for a brusin'
Today, I was taking the subway home when some entitled fuck called me a "junkie", all because I'm long-haired and have my arms covered in tattoos. FML
Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML
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WCARlover 35
Even after Googling it, I've never been 100% sure what a juggalo was..
Theactuary 0
Maybe they were just clownin' around
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Comments (74)
MentalGiantJr 8
Many of these comments that dis Juggalos are rather hateful. I don't know what type of Juggalos you people are running into, but you really should understand that 90% of us would help any given person faster than the majority of the rest of the people you'll meet. And the music isn't shitty. It probably just isn't to your tastes. Juggalos are not bad people, and we aren't stupid, either, contrary to popular belief.
kydagee 8
Whoop whoop! MMFWCL to my homies! YDI!
UniqueGummyBear 8
I happen to be a very well dressed Juggalette and am employed. please stop adding to our negative connotation. It's as bad as saying all blondes are dumb.
iceyquick 5
**** you juggalos for life whoop whoop
psykojuggla 1
just so you know many great artist are juggalos and don't dress like the main artist group take 3 six mafia, snoop Dogg, ice cube, just to name a few they all support the juggalos and even wear the gear in their videos so remember anyone could be a juggalos not just the one that dress up so to all juggalos that read this whoop whoop and to those who are not listen to the psychopathic record label and form your own opinion