A.
United States
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
danyelicindereli
United States
Irony at a base level
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Anonymous
What's your damage?
Today, I put my car in the garage last night so it wouldn't get damaged by a huge thunderstorm. Golf clubs fell on it while it was stowed away. FML
Jessie
United States
Funny how?
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
whatthewoah
United States
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Garrett
Vista, United States
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
shit_fer_luck
West Lafayette, United States
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
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Mirorbo 27
At least the battery is charged.
JayBear14 11
i thought cars didnt get struck by lightning because of the rubber on the tires? It's a genuine question, sorry if i sound stupid.
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Comments (166)
munkee_6669 0
if its a hybrid or a honda you deserve it because well god hates queers.
xiJimi 0
very lucky
mezz101 0
well one of them had to;
banyan55 0
so? lightning does **** all to cars.
Xavi89 0
maybe the big man upstairs is trying to tell you something?
xFaust_fml 12
Maybe he slept with a chick called Hera.
whiterabbit420 4
I'm trying to figure out the fml here. my car got struck by lighting while I was driving, and it did nothing other than make me stop because it light lit up the glass so bright I had to. it was scary as hell, but left no damage.
caleb_m91 1
and it won't. the tiers ground the car. you may get some electrical problems. but a fuse will fox that.
CreateZ 0
Consider yourself lucky, maybe it'll morph into a transformer!
SleepyHead34 0
haha srry
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
grease lightning. :)
CRrawsum 7
When I first read it, I thought it said, a mime was struck by lightning. xD