Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Irony at a base level
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
What's your damage?
Today, I put my car in the garage last night so it wouldn't get damaged by a huge thunderstorm. Golf clubs fell on it while it was stowed away. FML
Funny how?
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
At least the battery is charged.
JayBear14 11
i thought cars didnt get struck by lightning because of the rubber on the tires? It's a genuine question, sorry if i sound stupid.
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Comments (166)
snapperhead 0
now go buy a lottery ticket.
TXCandy 3
what are the odds!
stokebasing 0
Did it transform?
ricksgoodlife 0
hmmm.....last I checked tires were rubber therefore cars couldn't be struck by lightning?
Anth194 3
if it was someone else in that parking lot, they would posting the same thing on fml
JUICYC 0
THAT'S NUCKIN FUTS!
1kings67 0
101 cars can easily be struck by lightning look at people who wear rubber shoes....there's also a video out there of a car driving on a highway constantly getting struck by lightning and the car never breaks down.
kimmykimkim 0
hmmm i wonder if you have lightning coverage =
MysteryGuitarMan 32
wow a chance of one in a million!, this is THE sign that your life sucks hahah FYL i like this FML !
thizzl3ear 0
just look at the bright side.....haha get it "bright" "lightning"....ahhh i couldnt pass that up