Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone when I heard the carbon-monoxide detector beeping. Panicking, I grabbed my dog, ran out of my house as fast as I could, and waited outside for 3 hours for my mom to get home. Turned out the detector was just out of batteries. FML
Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML
Today, I thought I had carbon monoxide poisoning because I had the symptoms and my detector was going off. I called the fire dept, they checked me, they checked my apartment. My apartment is fine; I'm just out of shape, have high blood pressure, and don't know how to work simple electronics. FML
Today, I was making dinner when my smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and waved a towel underneath it. After ten minutes, I realized the alarm wasn't reacting to the food. Its battery was dying. FML
Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
Today, two out of our three smoke detectors were going off. My grandpa won't call the fire department because he thinks our house will be condemned. The alarms are still going off. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner when my smoke alarm started beeping. I opened the windows, turned on the fan, and checked everything twice. I then realized the noise wasn't the smoke alarm. It was my oven timer. I'd been cooking completely normally and panicking for no reason. FML
Today, my house was so dusty that when I started to clean it, the smoke detector went off. FML
Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML
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Top comments
bigmanj28 0
Better safe than sorry
loveexgirl 15
why did she stay inside if she was like "your gonna diee" ...
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Comments (149)
yesio12 13
lmao wow, happened to me. my dad made all of us run outside and he called the fire department . the fireman told my dad that it was just the batteries !
RokNRoll11 9
I would say roflmfaool but that isn't funny it's sad and I'm sorry
baller2432 0
I rather be soaked than dead...
cleolappost 0
thats funny!!! lmaoffffff!!! but better safe than sorry!!!! ha ha ha ha!!!
missydaniels 0
oh, poor you or standin in the rain, because you mom CARES about you.
sonjar 3
same thing happened to me... but not the rain part, firemen came to my house instead
Anonymoouse_fml 0
better safe than sorry, and you got a shower!
iluvhaterz 0
oh I'm sorry I don't like being in the rain either but hey at least ur not dead! ur mom was just trying to look out for u. could u had maybe stood under a tree?
Emperorerror 8
So you're raging because your mom cares about you? Wow. This is one of the times when I wish for a "Dumbass, that's not a problem" option, to go along with YLS and YDI. I suppose I'll just go with ydi.
theapocalypse451 1
my chemistry professor: "Remember, you need a carbon monoxide detector! You can't smell it, you can't taste it, you can't see it, it just kills you."