Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, I got locked inside my apartment due to the locking mechanism being stuck, so I had to call off work. They refused to believe me, and insisted that I be in on time or else there would be disciplinary actions taken. Maintenance wasn't available till 3 hours into my shift. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML
Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
Did you get to have a third day on the job?
_kyleG_ 34
The key to these things is to stay optimistic... And maybe attach the key to your person from now on.
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Comments (40)
Reider022 16
Wonder how many kids peed in the pool for you
lexiieeex3 32
Its okay OP, people make mistakes! Hopefully day 3 will be a bit better :)
CommentKing207 23
I believe this isn't your fault, because I've locked myself out on many occasions; especially NOT on purpose. It happens OP.
whitnayfortooh 29
awkward:/ that really sucks op
abNormal62 23
Be positive For those 45 minutes at least, you executed your duties flawlessly Nobody drowned
worldclassrager 41
This time the lifeguard needed saving...if you don't have a key or you lost it keep a file from a lock kit...that will probably save you
fmlsams 27
You should have played it cool and given them a "planned" safety brief until the key showed up. Oh, and carry your own key from now on...
jberg583 12
It happens... Keep your head up
WOTAN1488 24
They'll be fine.
interesting33 37
it happens people make mistakes don't worry too much take care op