Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML
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While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!
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Blueglasscup 18
Oh god am I the only one who felt like puking after reading that? FYL OP!
SCREAM4meeee 0
sounds like a meth addict no?
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Comments (256)
butterflyz1961 2
Oh that is just ass nasty.
snoborder13 0
u fail at life for not noticing the differance bewteen the sound of pee in the toilet and pee on the floor
JamesRay 3
And you fail at life for commenting on the wrong FML, and having horrible grammar and spelling.
Angelece 0
number 1 I feel the same frickin way. that is nauseating. how could u deal with that.
IscoreOnU 19
There a girl like that in my class... She doesn't shave her legs or anything. It's nasty
5t3ff1k4h 47
And what's so wrong about not shaving one's legs? She doesn't have to if she doesn't want to.
Ori_oh 0
that's a sign she don't like washing her hair
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not necessarily.
lukethe 0
That's extremely revolting. No joke. ughhhhh.
TwizLa 0
I wouldve moved... That's ******* disgusting
amanda_smith54 4
that is soo nasty!!
btown99909 0
don't deny it till you try it
geg_Mopo3ka 0
change a seat?! duhhh!
5t3ff1k4h 47
What if there are no more seats? Happens more often than you'd think.