Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML
kekeroos tells us more.
While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!
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Blueglasscup 18
Oh god am I the only one who felt like puking after reading that? FYL OP!
SCREAM4meeee 0
sounds like a meth addict no?
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dantheman1988 0
that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard...and im moving to d.c. soon. great.
Michigan_Girl 0
Okay, so the poor woman has a problem but it's something she obviously can't help but do...yeah it's gross, but like i said, i don't think it's something she can control. Hasn't everyone at some point or another seen adults pick their nose in public and eat their boogers...I'm sure you would find that just as repulsive.
ohhoho 2
Trichotillomania/Dermatillomania. :(
maddogbball 0
omg that's makes me wanna be sick !!!!
iheartzombiesyo 0
oh gahhhhhhd Dx i screamed when i read this, and felt the overwhelming urge to vomit. xPPPPP
blewidstepr 0
Okay well I was eating but now I am going to go throw up.
doidazzleu11 0
You know that is a rare condition some ppl have
doidazzleu11 0
you know that is a rare condition some ppl have.
porshaaa 0
maybe she has a mental issue and didnt even notice, dont hate on her for something she cant control. :/
xxMichaxx 0
that is the most disturbing thing ive ever read!!! ewwwww!