Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on, and drive away. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
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epic_phail 0
this is why I don't take the bus
reaver24 0
what an ass, hope u didn't freeze too bad
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Comments (158)
mnms7 0
omfg I hate the bus! I freeze my ass off waiting for that goddamn shit all the time. ur life Sux and so does mine -__-
Fentown_fml 4
How could you even see his face? Anyways, he probably wasn't smirking at you
evan40111 0
Get over it.I live in Canada and I walk.
theschizz 0
dude, I live in Edmonton, we probably have some of the worst winters in Canada, I feel your pain
forgotten_addict 1
damn canadians.
kman666 0
who cares Canfield suck and so does Canada, eh
kman666 0
canadiens suck is what I ment to say, damn phone auto corrected
justbigbs 6
I know how you feel, over here there would be 20-30 min waiting before you see a bus. Other times there would be 2-3 buses back to back at the same F@#$@# stop. Trains here would occasion skip stops on the line I need to take which slows me down 20-30 mins to transfer back and I have to get two freaking trains to go to work. Thats why I got myself a car, worth every damn cent even if I had to take out a loan.
Captain_Crankypa 2
You must live in London Ontario. This city is run by the unions so no one is responseable for anything and stuff like that always happens... I feel your pain OP
XxjackiemxX 0
aww that sucks... winter in Canada is the worst
ZestyPotato 2
get over it, your canadian