Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on, and drive away. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
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epic_phail 0
this is why I don't take the bus
reaver24 0
what an ass, hope u didn't freeze too bad
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Comments (158)
zapzapp 0
Ooh, that sucks..we don't get snow here :)
Selena_is_back 7
or here.
pdp_fml 21
Hawaii has snow on the Big Island, but nowhere else.
Selena_is_back 7
I'LL SHOW YOU---- *crash*
moosemonkey1000 6
what's she going to crash into him with??? her bike?
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Have fun walking!
HockeyDude15 0
that's gotta suck
generalasskicker 12
lol I can picture this the only thing that would make it better is if he closed the door on your hand and made you run with the bus least for a little bit
underpaid011 0
for every win, someone has to fail.
spatz447 3
YDI for being Canadian.....
clhosman 0
shut up. you're a dick. Canadian's cool.
sugarr0babby0 0
39- Either you meant "Canada's cool" or "Canadians are cool." ...
TwoZeroOZ 2
He's probably a French Canadian
DVecc 0
haha Canada's fine with me besides the fact that it gets cold as **** during the winter -.- it's cold enough on long island let alone New York
ladysandy_fml 0
I'm from Quebec. I'm a french canadian, and I'M canadian, I'm not ''Quebecoise''. I don't want to separate, I love Canada, and I hate the Habs. I'm proud of Team Canada, and I'm wearing a Canucks Jersey today. I know that many people hate us, but seriously, we're not all stupid, narrow-minded people who want to speak french only.. I agree that there's lot of separatist, but If someday we're out of the canada, I'm moving in Ontario.. I think we have a lot to learn from the rest of canada, and that we can teach you many things too. I suggest you to come here and visit, most of us in Quebec city speak fluent english, and we'll be really happy to make you visit our beautiful town. I lived in Alberta for a while, and everybody there was really nice to me, and I teached my coworker some french, and they teached me a lot of english also.. I'm surprised all the time that face-to-face, people from the others province are really nice, but on the Internet, all the world seems to hate us.. Boohooo I know that everybody here don't care about what I'm saying, but I needed to pour my heart out to everyone to see :D
TwoZeroOZ 2
We know, it's just jokes :)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Yeah, it looks like they done "teached" you English good.
fyllmao 0
awez yay canada i live in ontario:)
keoct 4
@ Ladysandy I agree with you for the most part, I’ve met people from Quebec and outside of Quebec they are for the most part good people but step foot in Quebec and try speaking English they will rip you a new one. I was in Haul 2 years ago at a fast food place and the women behind the counter told my in perfect English that she would only take my order in French.
17tessi1989 0
go you for hating the habs
roeallen 11
I live in Ontario as well, and I believe that Canada would be AT LEAST a little ****** if Quebec ever seperated. I have lots of family there, and speak a little french, so I never get riped to pieces, and I don't know why there is so much hate.
cassey419 0
I didn't know nowadays was one word. where have I been?
DakotaCat 4
It's still Autumn :P
Selena_is_back 7
WHAT?!?!
TwoZeroOZ 2
Yep, Winter solstice isn't for another few days
Selena_is_back 7
Meh... I live in Puerto Rico, over here it's the same all year long.
shadowPlayer 6
Suck it up princess. You probably live in a warm province too.