Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend deliberately got pregnant, because they found out if she claimed to be a single mom, she could get a council house and free benefits, and then just move him in with her. They're both 15. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, despite warning her multiple times, my daughter has gone and got herself pregnant by an idiot who has never held a job for more than 3 months, and once confidently told me the moon landing was a conspiracy. And yes, he scarpered the second he found out she was pregnant. FML
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sweetbliss3 37
take her to the doctor, and put her on birth control. babies having babies. sick. and while you're at it send her to therapy bc if she jumps to pregnancy to prove she's responsible, something is going on.
Mauskau 36
I hope you followed this up with showing her how responsible it is to get an abortion and use proper birth control. Before anyone jumps on me - no one wants a 13 year old having a baby.
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Comments (22)
LennyComa 39
What?...Anyone else remember the classic way of showing responsibility, Not trashing the house with a party the first time your parents leave town?...That sucks though. I will not tell anyone what to do as it will be a heart wrenching choice no matter the decision. I just hope it is the right decision for everyone but there is no easy out.
Lukr 8
Is it just me or is getting pregnant at 13 pretty much the opposite of being responsible?
Takegami 22
Hate to break it to you, but your daughter is completely insane
Itsbeenalong 5
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree....
NostalgiaFreak9 43
As her punishment, give her the complete package of parenthood. Wake her up at ungodly hours and don't let her go back to sleep for a good 30-120 minutes, forbid her from hanging out with her friends, etc.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
You might want to rethink how you raise your kids. Kids often live the lives you teach them to.
Venom1999 19
Put it up for adoption or abort it, then disown the daughter. She's FUBAR if you ask me.
hellboy5099 18
😨😨😨😨
Wadlaen 24
Did it work? Is she now considered responsible?😕
ViviMage 40
A 13 year old is too young to have kids. It's not healthy for her body. In this case I would abort it for her safety and to avoid the stigma at school. You don't want her to be that kid in school that is a single teen mother and people call her names. Or adopt it out. And either way force her to get an IUD. As far as "responsible", it's possible that she never got her first period (menarche), so she thought she wasn't fertile yet. Ovulation can happen prior to mensuration. I didn't get my periods until I was 17 and that was only because of CBC pills because of PCOS. Or she has no earthly idea what raising a kid is like. Either way, she should know what the consequences are. And she will find out even if you don't get the belt or a switch off the tree.
Razell 13
..she couldn't have asked for a kitten?