Anonymous
United States
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
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MaximumRide 0
Get a new family.
narks 0
Poor thing, this is a real FML =/
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blooregard 0
now that's what I call classy. FYL
mmmyeahsaraa 0
poor mom ;/
KiSsKiZzy 0
Tommy is that you??? If so I wasn't stoned I was just really sleepy!! So **** you!
Ketz 0
Harsh words from a 13 year old.
Pointy130 0
F your and your mom's lives.
l0v3t0h8 0
hahaha. i would love it if my family was like that. :)
xxviii28 0
wow F your moms life :/
mr_mick 0
Dad: Drunk = blissfully happy Sister: Stoned/passed out = Happy Mum: Sober = stressed, anxious, depressed OP: Sober (?) = resorting to FML as form of escapism Moral of story - intoxication is good :D p.s. why doesnt FML spellcheck recognise FML?
optimistic91 0
r u tlkn to me?! was ur cmment for me??
stupid_names 0
Next time record it and put it on you-tube.
chanman 0
ahah i agree
luke11 0
You hve the coolest family of all time.
Avabundy 0
Welcome to the midwest
Dirtyd1062 0
Ah... Yes gotta love the midwest it's so uniquely horrible.
waterynuggets 0
Damn. FYL for you and your mother.