Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML
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I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha. The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again. The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Ashamed_Sister 60
Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)
zandalee 20
Sounds like you literally; can't be ******. ;)
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Comments (84)
FroggerForReal 11
you know I think there's a vibrator app so if that lazy be resourceful with something most people have with them all the time
wdthompson1 18
Pics or it didn't happen.
sipplmokn 2
You need to find a real man to **** with
callmefunnymam 10
Plz tell me you turned it off
Tannasgh 22
You need a new perspective, something exciting to help.
dangousity 21
Nasty nasty
ItsThisGirl 17
You are my spirit animal.
emt1463 10
What's all the buzz Zzzzzzz about
EmDizzle2007 28
the **** is this garbage.