Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML
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I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha. The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again. The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.
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Ashamed_Sister 60
Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)
zandalee 20
Sounds like you literally; can't be ******. ;)
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Comments (84)
Zaketh2112 10
Not tonight dear. I have a handache
kyu_Q 19
vibrating panties might be a solution. always with you
Vinnie500 14
Pathetic.
GingerRoot 13
Having a guy is not always the solution. More so when they just sit and play games alllll dayyyy longgggggg...
Batmans_cat 14
I'm a guy and i would much rather be with my gf than be playing games. Unfortunatly she lives a bit far away so i play games anyways
kingdomgirl94 29
I play video fanes WITH my boyfriend. Doesn't have to be one or the other folks!
davincidasecond 24
Yeah, I would never choose gaming over sex with my girlfriend. I really only play games when I have literally nothing else to do.
mvc3ftw 17
stop lyin' bro. You know you play lots of video games o.o
JazNim17 18
Oh, come on. Having a gamer for a boyfriend really isn't that bad. I like to sit real close to mine and read books while he plays. It's no crime to have a hobby.
lylotrezor 20
Sometimes it's just too much effort to
worldclassrager 41
Laziness level is currently untouchable by man and machine
sabine123_fml 5
You are boring
sexyboi1985 27
We Aussies are literally damn too lazy ! Haha
lilypearl 11
Lazy and horny is not a good combo
Zebediabolical 45
Been there, done that. I can remember one specific occasion where I was masturbating and got bored and fed up enough to spit on my stomach to fake an ******, then rolled over and went to sleep.