Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML
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I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha. The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again. The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.
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Ashamed_Sister 60
Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)
zandalee 20
Sounds like you literally; can't be ******. ;)
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Comments (84)
HotShot313 15
you need to sleep
zahidnasir 22
hire someone maybe if you are soo lazy to do manually as well
inner_peace 19
I think that's illegal.
Rainhawk94 27
Trust me, it's not
DArthurVaderian 18
Um you know this how?
JuzReading 23
"I'm just not in the mood tonight"
kelsorg 21
being in the mood wasn't the issue here
ProudDaddy 7
Clearly, You need someone to do it for you lol
loathingloser 14
Gotta have good vibrations.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Moving your arm a few inches towards your crotch area IS a chore...
zandalee 20
Said no male, ever.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Take out your smartphone and order another one for that room. I hear Amazon has same-day delivery.
donkinator 24
just a thought... wait. never mind it's too hard.
alilbitcrazy 10
Massaging shower head. You get yourself cleaned and refreshed at the same time. And, if you say you're too lazy to shower than there might be a good reason you're single
amansingh 8
That would be very sad.
yoursucklives 36
Well, time for someone new!