ohdang
United States
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Screwed Up
United States
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
backtosquareone
Canada
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Anonymous
Funny story
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Kal
Next!
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Fuck me.
The winds of change
Today, my therapist farted three times during the same session. FML
Anonymous
Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML
Anonymous
Kasterlee, Belgium
BFF
Today, after my therapist told me I should open up to my friends more, I sent a message to a pen-pal and told her that I had asked for and found help with my postpartum troubles. She replied that I'm a bad friend for "always burdening her with my problems." FML
ryuken23
United Kingdom
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
Nathan
United States
Bad start
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Not mentally well
United States
Therapy circle
Today, I found out that my dad has a therapist. That's cool. What's cooler is that she's a very nice lady, and even said to ME that I could talk too if I wanted to. Boy, do I want to. But if I did, then she would probably need a therapist herself, and the last thing my dad needs is his therapist needing a therapist. FML
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SuperNavi64 9
I'll be another friend!
Robro54 6
One is better than none! Good for you!
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Comments (97)
mylife47 0
I used to have friends like you. Till I took an arrow to the knee.
Mrbeaverduck 0
that's one more than me... :( lol
nabila21 0
Yay for you!!! My friend made me cry today.
jesspie 8
you ought to make friends with organ guy a few fmls down :) and also, it's better to have a few good friends than loads of crappy ones.
KiddNYC1O 22
You're in good hands.
atomicbaboon 0
i don't see the fml here. i throw a party whenever i make an imaginary friend. would you have preferred her booing you?
wolfette0008 1
Why the FML, OP? You got a new friend and an ovation. Good job!
jeob1992 8
Not a FML.... They were supportive it's a good YDI way to go I know it can be hard
bluewind590 1
As belittling As that probably dealt at least your on the road to progress :)
ImSoEffedUp 10
U deserved that clap.... Friends, they are very hard to come by.... Real ones anyway....