ohdang
United States
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Screwed Up
United States
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
backtosquareone
Canada
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Anonymous
Funny story
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Kal
Next!
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Fuck me.
The winds of change
Today, my therapist farted three times during the same session. FML
Anonymous
Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML
Anonymous
Kasterlee, Belgium
BFF
Today, after my therapist told me I should open up to my friends more, I sent a message to a pen-pal and told her that I had asked for and found help with my postpartum troubles. She replied that I'm a bad friend for "always burdening her with my problems." FML
ryuken23
United Kingdom
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
Nathan
United States
Bad start
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Not mentally well
United States
Therapy circle
Today, I found out that my dad has a therapist. That's cool. What's cooler is that she's a very nice lady, and even said to ME that I could talk too if I wanted to. Boy, do I want to. But if I did, then she would probably need a therapist herself, and the last thing my dad needs is his therapist needing a therapist. FML
Top comments
SuperNavi64 9
I'll be another friend!
Robro54 6
One is better than none! Good for you!
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ocie14 9
Awww. Well isn't there a reason you need therapy in the first place? Might as well embrace it...
DJRhetorical 4
It's funny when two things independently of each other are good but when combined turn into an FML. Look at the bright side you've made a friend And made progress in therapy.
immaMonsta 8
If it makes you feel better, I clapped for you too.
perdix 31
Your therapist will be less impressed when she finds that you made your friend out of mashed potatoes -- with peas for eyes and spaghetti for hair.
FinJage 18
I don't think her expectations are that high.
atomicbaboon 0
she was probably expecting a friend like chip, penny, or used napkin
perdix 31
#36, she was probably was impressed that the "friend" was made of matter.
Pudagiah 12
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blaqqdiamonz0815 3
Lol dayuuuummmmm
TheSmoothDude 10
He's being supportive.
coltsrock37 15
Ghosts don't make the best friends OP.
GoW_Chick 15
But they make great lovers, and help you with your pottery. :)
GoW_Chick 15
Op- "yeah his name is Cali, he's very loving, and listens to me when I talk." Therapist- " this is great, where did you two meet?" Op- "oh he was rummaging through my trash and he was just so cute I had to bring him inside and give him a saucer of milk, we've become great friends." Therapist- "Cali isn't human is he...?" *facepalm*
robokid777 4
thats cruel
GoW_Chick 15
How so?
sparkrok 8
it's cruel because robokid only has stray animal friends, not human ones, so your joke hit a little too close to home for him.
HotCheetos22 4
So? Go have fun with your new friend. ^.^ Hopefully some of her friends become your friends.
MissHayleyJames 7
Hey when you don't have many friends, it's exciting to make a new one. I only have 2 friends that aren't employees and one of them is going to be one of my employees in the future hopefully. Then my third friend is one of our employees so it's exciting to get a new one!