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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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Did the dog pay you afterwards? (:

Is your step mom a member of the " retarded" community? or is it just cuz she's from Texas and has those type of thoughts?

I miss California...somedays. Oh, yes your life...Lucky Dog, Lucky Dog. :P Sorry about your choice of Parents.

I don't think its her choice of who her parents are? And jw, what if the girl wasn't pretty? Does that mean hes lucky because he saw someone naked?

lucky ******* dog

lol, Texas vs LA.. Lets bring canada into this, Eh vs Y'all (im canadien so dont bitch about me making fun of it.)

These Fmls really make us Texans either look stupid, perverted, or freakishly weird, and it's getting to be disappointing. :(

Ok, a bit immature on your step-mother's side of things.

usuckkkkk 0

tell her shes a bitch and to **** off... and make sure u say **** U, UR NOT MY REAL MOM! fyl

BEASTY WIN