Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after almost a week of my cursor randomly freezing, I'd had enough and was about ready to go out and get a new computer mouse. It wasn't until just now that I realized nothing was wrong with my mouse. It was running on fumes because I forgot to replace the battery. FML
Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
Today, my computer mouse suddenly stopped working. Assuming it had died, I put a new battery in. It still didn't work. After spending several hours trying to understand what problem it could possibly have, I figured out that it helps if you don't put the battery in backwards. FML
Today, my mum vented her anger on me by shattering my mouse on the floor, taking my keyboard and nearly ripping out my monitor. At least a spare mouse and the on screen keyboard are better than nothing. This hurts. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML
Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML
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Top comments
TheSithAssassin 15
I'm not certain why you never saved it once. It just seems like the obvious thing to do. There is a chance that the file still exists on your hard drive if you want to search for it. Some word processors create auto recoveries and backups which are sometimes hidden files.
NFSMax 5
Hopefully your document has auto save function. Or use EasyRecovery. Good luck!
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Comments (101)
lhamil64_fml 5
As everyone else has said, you really should have saved. However, if you were using MS Word, it should prompt you to recover the file when you open it again. Even other word processors should have recovery methods, but i don't know for sure.
cougar41 8
Your own fault for not saving your paper You should always do saves every few hundred words to stop mishaps like this and loosing all your work. your own fault YOU DESERVED IT
GoldenGrizzly 7
As everyone else on the planet has said, save. However, I hope it wasn't due the next day.
wwwtet 9
Slap her.
ideasrule 13
Why the heck would you write a 7-page paper without saving and without using a program that auto saves (like Word)?
Hellbound_Alleee 14
Certainly you would be able to recreate your paper using all those notes and your outline you made before attempting to write a paper, right? Surely a cold write is nothing but a first draft, right? I mean nobody writes a paper off the top of their head--at least not a seven page paper. Minor inconvenience unless you're a really bad student.
Pandaman_92 10
She could have asked her step-mom to proof read her paper for her and just didn't know it was never saved. But nonetheless, it is still her own fault for never saving it.
fiz1kaL 6
Not all kids have used a floppy disk before, I'm not sure if they understand what it means...
nowayisthisreal 4
F your step-mom's L for having to live with your retarded ass.
kaikai234 4
You deserved it, never have I ever written a paper and gone more than 10minutes without saving the draft.