Today, the guy I was talking to told me to lose his number. We'd added each other on Instagram today and apparently he saw my reposts grid and doesn’t appreciate my “libtard reposts.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my latest date told me to lose his number and never contact him again all because I have "pronouns" in my Instagram bio. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been dating told me to lose his number and never see him again all because I told him I grew up without a father. FML
Today, the guy I like shared a repost on his Instagram story that said, “No message is a message. Take the hint and move on.” He’d left my last message to him on “Seen” for 4 days now. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
Today, I found out my husband has another Instagram account. I tried adding it but it’s a private account. When I asked about it, he claimed he didn’t know what I was talking about and threw a fit about how I’m “butting into people’s business.” I went to check the account again to show him. “User not found.” FML
Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Today, I liked one of my crush’s Instagram post from 2012 while stalking his profile. Despite me realising my mistake and un-liking the post, he immediately followed me back, and sent me a DM saying, “Wow, that’s some deep digging.” I’m now referred to as his "creepy stalker archaeologist of Instagram." FML
Today, I posted a story on Instagram just so a certain someone who has been ghosting me could reply. He didn't. He never even opened my Instagram story. I should give up by now. FML
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Chazzster 32
You won’t be a good match with everyone. Better to find out about politics as a problem beforehand than later. … Not a liberal vs conservative thing as “better” - More a case of conflicting beliefs and values. … It’s sad when we cannot just get along despite political or cultural differences. But it happens - And it’s more of a problem now than when I was younger.
angus 17
Dodged a bullet. Be happy
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Chazzster 32
You won’t be a good match with everyone. Better to find out about politics as a problem beforehand than later. … Not a liberal vs conservative thing as “better” - More a case of conflicting beliefs and values. … It’s sad when we cannot just get along despite political or cultural differences. But it happens - And it’s more of a problem now than when I was younger.
angus 17
Dodged a bullet. Be happy
shakingmahead 2
You dodged a bullet. Anyone who willingly uses a form of the “r” word regardless of ideology, is not worthy of a partner.
Maverick1986 1
Definitely not a guy you would want to be associated with then anyways. I'm sure you'd learn, see and hear some pretty messed up shit from him if you'd have gotten with him. Way I see it, it was good luck on your part