Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, I got my 11-year old son the NERF Elite 2.0 Shockwave RD-15 Blaster that he has been begging for as his birthday gift. Guess who the primary target is. FML
Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
Today, I carefully wrapped my nephew's birthday present so it would look perfect. He thanked me, pushed it aside, and spent the next two hours pretending the empty cardboard box was a spaceship. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML
Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML
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PsychoBitch666 8
What a brat.
enormouselephant 15
Kids these days! So spoiled!
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jennuhm 4
And how do you think he came to expect so much?
captain__jj 5
Well, you raised him (and I'm sure you're incredibly proud).
ma77 9
Did you give him a clout across the ears? Because that's what he deserves. Ungrateful little shit.
picturescrazy 24
I hope you kept the receipts. That ungrateful little brat doesn't deserve any of those presents. He obviously feels self-entitled, so time to teach him some tough love or he'll just end up being a shitty adult.
nvo 6
Spoiled much?
tobin22 9
Oh man when i was little i loved getting new stuff still do but that would be the ultimate excitement to me a new bookbag AND toys in it.. Best birthday ever! Kids these days
thestig 4
This is where you beat him and take the stuff away. That'll teach em!
CSC_fml 5
Seems like nothing is good enough for kids these days...
Derpylicious 3
You've failed as a parent. Don't waste your time and money to please him.
catharsis5 9
Next year instead of giving him any gifts, how about a trip to a third world country? You guys could visit all the orphans on the streets, watch them sleep on carton boxes. While you are there, have fun with the kid, tell him that you are thinking of replacing your child with one of the more appreciative kids on the streets. Parents did that to me when I was living in the Philippines.