Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, I got my 11-year old son the NERF Elite 2.0 Shockwave RD-15 Blaster that he has been begging for as his birthday gift. Guess who the primary target is. FML
Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
Today, I carefully wrapped my nephew's birthday present so it would look perfect. He thanked me, pushed it aside, and spent the next two hours pretending the empty cardboard box was a spaceship. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML
Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML
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PsychoBitch666 8
What a brat.
enormouselephant 15
Kids these days! So spoiled!
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Comments (356)
annaliesalayoshi 13
that's ridiculous. I'd be grateful just for having a nerf gun
Special_Psycho 8
Wow... That's a really awesome kid you have there. (He said sarcastically.) Now seriously, if I were you I'd just take the stuff back.
howbout_thisone 13
Hope you took everything back.
88vivera 9
Wow what a spoiled brat!
Minibear453 2
"What did I seriously get you? A spanking."
schmuub 2
What a prick
Szaszaspasz 26
Just tell the kid if he doesn't like what he got; it can be donated to charity. As for other gift-giving occasions; I'd seriously scale it back.
tromboneboy 2
It's your own damn fault for spoiling that little prick
bobbigirl71 2
nt says to Me that the only thing She is getting out of being spanked is fear of those she's supposed to trust!Maybe instead of looking at her as such a spiteful monster who deliberately wants to ruin everyone's day You guys might want to think about teaching Her in a different way.I feel sad 4 Her!
bobbigirl71 2
I am amazed at how many people and solving this spoiled reaction to birthday presents with"slap the kid"and "what a prick"omg,is this world that ignorant?First of all,lady,are You seriously looking for sympathy?You created that!!Heres an easy fix,STOP SPOILING YOUR CHILD,the world don't want to deal