tictacnose
Canada
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
DeepTaccer
United Kingdom
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
alex327
Dayton, United States
Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML
Anonymous
So painful
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
ohhhgross
Singapore
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Becky
Suspicious minds
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Anonymous
Barquisimeto, Venezuela
Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
bloody hell
Para?aque, Philippines
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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dva976 7
U couldn't have shot it out your nostril? It's only a tic-tac.
Chibiko 9
Shove the tic tac box up her butt.
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Comments (141)
Amrel 10
Atleast you wont have the smell of hospital in your nose
crazyperson3 0
Wouldn't it eventually melt? I mean if you suck on a tic tac long enough they go away.. Why pay to have it removed if it will just disappear?
Amrel 10
I dont think OP nose cant melt a solid like a tic-tac, you may have them confused with a gel pill or something
Margemander 4
Wow 31, you're dumb. Tic Tacs have a sugar shell. Add heat and moisture (conditions likely to be present in one's nostril) and they will indeed melt. It takes longer than it would in your mouth, and burns a bit, but it would at least get smaller and become easier to shoot out. I wouldn't bother incurring a medical bill, but OP is in Canada.
Arxikist 3
If you can manage to stick your finger up your nose and that fits, how would a tic-tac get stuck?
ladyLALAA 29
Because you're finger is large and attached to your hand, makes for easy removal. You stick something that size up your nose and see what happens...
geordielass 4
I'm sure you can't have phones in a hospital
Arxikist 3
Why the **** not?
ma77 9
Because there are signs giving you a direction not to have them on.
beelee1988 13
Hospitals don't care anymore. Everytime I'm in the hospital, I'm allowed to use my phone. You can use laptops too now.
ladyLALAA 29
Yeah, and just like at school if you bring your phone it gets locked up in the office, right?
Savra_fml 17
Orange or Mint, or one of the more exotic flavours? Tic tacs are rather small. Was it still in the box when she shoved it up ther? FYL and YDI. Both are valid here
leadman1989 16
Pro tip: brush more often!
christianSRA 0
Fair FYL but is your sister a monster or are you just weak?
calibeachgirl 5
dont use the tictac after! thatd be gross
GoW_Chick 15
At least now everywhere you go it will always smell minty fresh so that's a bonus.
FmaFangirl 9
Some sister.....