Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
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WCARlover 35
Inconsiderate roomies; responsible for FMLs everywhere
jsni2132 18
a bucket and ice water over the head is an alarm without a snooze button, and that's enjoyment to the person dumping it on the sleeper. have fun, OP
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Comments (65)
Witchylady 18
Time for you to move out.
jdlanam87 9
Turning off the power source will put a quick stop to that Unplug or remove the battery.
Mauskau 36
Not if it's an apple product..
3ph600v 15
You mean she died?
weveallbeenthere 30
you need to buy a cheap alarm clock, hide it somewhere in the room when you are not going to be there and have it go off starting at 4 am.
j_cat187 20
I should get out of this habit before I get a roommate.
gracefs 11
Grab a hammer and smash it ;D
tehdarkness 21
Ear plugs are your friend when you have a roommate.
jdlanam87 9
Why should someone wear ear plugs for the inconsiderable acts of others.
EffingAnnoying 7
Ugh this reminded me of my ex. He would set his alarm for an hour and a half before he actually wanted to get up and his alarm would go off every 15 minutes during that time. I think that it's the most annoying way to be woken up. Hopefully it was just a one time thing!
DeeDeeJay 15
You should've threw it out the window since she obviously don't care about it
way2go 16
My brother does this every morning and it gets louder each time it goes off. Worst thing ever, I feel your pain!