Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate shouted his entire part of the conversation at the dinner table. He refuses to get his hearing checked, nor lower his voice, so now my ears hurt for the rest of the evening. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML
Today, I had breakfast with my roommate and he was so loud, my ears felt ready to burst. If I even suggest he needs his hearing checked, he erupts like Mt. Vesuvius. Everyone agrees, he has no "inside voice" and they don't know how to handle his near-shouting to your face either. FML
Today, as usual, my flatmate is so loud when talking face to face that my ears and head rattle. I can't say anything because how dare I suggest there's anything wrong with my roommate's hearing. Yet nobody else talks this loud. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML
Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. FML
Today, my housemate yelled at me because I'm "ignoring" her and it makes her feel "rejected and hated." Last week, she yelled at me for saying hello, and told me not to speak to her unless she spoke to me first, because she was "stressed out" and "can't be disturbed." I can't take her mood swings any more. FML
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Top comments
Jonaahhhh 12
At least when she's done you won't be able to hear any more of her stupid ideas for awhile... Sorry OP.
lokland 12
Time for a new roommate.
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Comments (77)
worldclassrager 41
Either way she'll have to give it
Khaleesi_26 30
Maybe go visit a friend and return later?
jmacfan1 16
She'll still have to give the report. I lost my voice once when I had to give a oral report. Had to give the report once my voice came back
pessimistprime 4
That'll give the roommate more time, though.
JayBunny 16
The roommate shouldn't get more time. They shouldn't be lazy, and face the consequences
xxrogerthatxx 19
^sometimes you gotta do what you have to, it might mean the differences from her graduating or failing
Chazzzor 10
I hope your roommate has to deliver the oral report with a sore throat and they get flunked! What a stupid childish waste of a life.
Flaming_Pandas 15
Wow. That's the most inventive form of procrastination I've ever heard of. You should go out somewhere and call the police.
False_Stupidity 42
And what exactly will the police do?
thesmeagol 22
They would probably investigate the screaming if op didn't tell them what was going on. And it would scare the roomate probably which might Make her stop.
RedPillSucks 33
Time to help her along with a punch in the throat.
annarcheer 19
what if she ends up never being able to talk again..
FML_Elle 17
Just tell her to scream into a pillow...or take her to a mosh pit. Chances are she'll miss a day of school because of her injuries. Actually, scratch that. Take her to a mosh pit and leave her there. Problem solved:)
RenegadeXCIX 5
Tell her to yell into a pillow
joshi42 16
Deepthroating a football team will work better. Give her this idea.