Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML
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ak_6694 16
For anyone who is interested, she has taken it with good humour and is still laughing about it. It's one of those electronic scales, so I did briefly get her to believe that due to the GFC, the scales would say she was putting on more pounds than kilos before I came clean with the truth.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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DocBastard 40
Unfortunately for her, there is no exchange rate for her IQ, which probably resembles that of a kiwi. The fruit, not the bird. Not that it makes much of a difference...
npereira 5
I am praying for you..
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raykyogrou0 4
Haha you shouldve been like I'm not going to honor that question with an answer
ak_6694 16
For anyone who is interested, she has taken it with good humour and is still laughing about it. It's one of those electronic scales, so I did briefly get her to believe that due to the GFC, the scales would say she was putting on more pounds than kilos before I came clean with the truth.
sBqOuMaBd 9
At least she is taking it well.
whelp 1
Wrong story...
timanddavelive 4
Why did you agree to live with this moron, again?
sumfan316 4
Your gay roommate remembers they just don't want to admit they talked the drunken you into bed with them
pregnantpianist 2
And my bf calls me stupid...
Sigebrycht 1
Magic from those sorcerers at Bureau of Weights and Measures
mookiemookie01 24
Haha, classic
anubisismylife 9
Good luck.