Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML
ak_6694 tells us more.
ak_6694 16
For anyone who is interested, she has taken it with good humour and is still laughing about it. It's one of those electronic scales, so I did briefly get her to believe that due to the GFC, the scales would say she was putting on more pounds than kilos before I came clean with the truth.
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Unfortunately for her, there is no exchange rate for her IQ, which probably resembles that of a kiwi. The fruit, not the bird. Not that it makes much of a difference...
npereira 5
I am praying for you..
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (112)
LittleDevil01 4
*FacePalm
firenci 0
I suppose she was just trying to be sarcastic :p
StanSmith2013 26
Governments really should start culling people with the IQ of a pile of dog shit!
tamarstep 2
accept it as free entertainment!
CessnaPilot 5
Future politician.
a_commenter 3
But if it was a legitimate weigh-in...
pakalyps 2
Spare her feeling, tell her the scale is connected to the Internet.
jakelab 2
I'm so confused..what's the joke? I'm not dumb or anything but why was your roommate wrong? Is it because we don't measure weight in Kilos?
TechFire 25
You better be joking
jakelab 2
I'm 100% serious. I'm so confused...what did she do wrong?
Kallian_fml 21
jakelab- If you don't understand why the roommate was wrong, and you think weight cannot be measured in kilos, you obviously are dumb.
jakelab 2
Nvm my mom explained it to me..lol it's because the exchange rate has nothing to do with weight or her scale. :) ya learn something new every day!
yenidewi 11
hahhhaha ...
NigerianMedicine 11
Call the Sydney Zoo. You've discovered the last living specimen of **** sapiens neanderthalensis.
183933 6
Readjust the scale to make it seem like she's gaining an extra 5 pounds every week then loosing 5 pounds every week then tell her it's terrible how the exchange rate has been changing lately.