Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML
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ak_6694 16
For anyone who is interested, she has taken it with good humour and is still laughing about it. It's one of those electronic scales, so I did briefly get her to believe that due to the GFC, the scales would say she was putting on more pounds than kilos before I came clean with the truth.
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DocBastard 40
Unfortunately for her, there is no exchange rate for her IQ, which probably resembles that of a kiwi. The fruit, not the bird. Not that it makes much of a difference...
npereira 5
I am praying for you..
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Comments (112)
BigCountree69 0
YDI. You think your scale can calculate the difference between weight and mass.
rhaemese 9
You big idiot. HE does not think that. His ROOMMATE does.
lambda_fml 40
Intel Inside!
hqbrat 8
You got to admit it was your fault
Dracoboxer357 36
34- It's Op's fault his roommate thinks the difference between pounds and kilograms is an ever changing variable depending on the exchange rate? :) Please explain this further to me, I'd love to see the connection here.
sBqOuMaBd 9
as would I. I think hqbrat may be best friends with the posters roomie.
walmartpaysme 15
I'm going to assume 34 is a troll because that statement makes no sense. If you are not, in fact, trolling please enlighten us as to how this could be OP's fault.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Ask her how many stone she weighs, watch her head asplode.
FlyingPie 17
*explode
sBqOuMaBd 9
please explain what you are talking about? What you posted make absolutely NO sense to me.
Szaszaspasz 26
"Stone" is another unit for weight. A stone is 14 lbs.
erinchick1 7
I feel for you.
darthzerg 7
Wow
stormchaser24 24
Tell her that due to exchange rates, her rent is going up. Have her cover 75-80% of the expensive.
skippymagee 5
Earth to dumbass.
ObeyStudKing 4
Op°s roommate reminds me of Peter from Family Guy.