Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
At last!
Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML
Nostalgia
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, my prom dress came in the mail. I don't know what happened with the tailoring but not only does it not fit, but it also looks like deli meat. FML
Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
Slay, queen!
Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Too late
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
Top comments
electrorange 13
That ain't no PROMpt service! :-)
whiteboy896 9
refund!
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Comments (114)
bReLiNg 18
So what did you wear to prom?
icepick23 12
I'm off like a prom dress!
DocBastard 40
*see comment #12 above
angeluv_2014 22
Dude, it didn't even make sense how you used the joke! FreshPie- your picture is perfect for commenting on this :D
nightrose0087 10
That's speedy delivery right there.
GNR93 14
Better late than never I guess.
woosah 16
Nope... Not this time #18
skittlestrailmix 14
18- doesn't that make you wonder what she actually wore that night considering she didn't have a dress.
LaLince 40
Congrats for your prom!
cmbar831 14
How about taking some Facebook pictures; like just about any other girl on this planet
IdaE 17
What?
IdaE 17
So i should be mad because i'm a teenage girl or something? *_*
perdix 31
Why don't you put it on and crash another school's prom? You wouldn't have to make an elaborate plan, it could just be *lowers sunglasses* imPROMptu.
klovemachine 24
Your delivery was on time and perfect unlike OP's dress
skellingtonfart 18
#22 is a DocBastard suck up!
Steve95401 49
That idea is PROMising. I just hope OP isn't PROMiscuous.
ManInTheMachine 20
skellongtonfart: You haven't been here long, have you?
DocBastard 40
Skellingtonfart - I hate to break it to you, but perdix was one of the reasons I started commenting many moons ago.
Nydeira 11
Lemme borrow them sunglasses...*runs away with them***
The_Thinker 18
Check for signs - are your parents suspiciously relieved? They must have known that prom dress would've been off quicker than it arrived had you been at that prom yesterday.
luminos_ 9
Put on the dress and party hard regardless.
chelsearenaeee 16
It sounds like it might be your fault. You can definitely pay for express or one day shipping. Of course, there's a lack of details so it might be the post office's fault.
RedPillSucks 33
Not all postal systems work like the US Post office. OP is from Qatar.
tiarnatargaryen 23
27 - Some people buy their dresses online months in advance because of they're custom made that's how long it takes. This might not have been OP's fault at all.