doughgirl101
Canada
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Think this through
Today, my parents were surprised when I told them that changing the internet and cable service would also cut themselves off from the internet service's email. Which they have everything connected too. I thought about this when they told me they were saving $200 on switching. They apparently did not. FML
justwantedtounpack
United States
Control
Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML
grrr1234
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
nyatzz
United States
Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Joinville, Brazil
Etiquette
Today, I had to be the responsible adult and take my parents' phones away. Most of their time is spent on social media and low-quality brainrot. FML
WPA2 OR DEATH
Queanbeyan, Australia
Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Derps
Denmark
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
And I'm guessing they probably ride pogo sticks to work because those will be popular forever.
Andr913 13
So was the television.
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Gemmy_44 7
Do they forbid you to listen to "the devil's music," rock n' roll, too? Watch out, next they'll be making you read by candlelight, send telegrams, and build an outhouse in the backyard. I thought that M. Night Shamalayan village was in Pennsylvania, not Canada.
juen8940 1
the internet? is that thing still around?
thrys5 0
Step 1 prepare your hand Step 2 bitch slap parents
leadman1989 16
Tell them eating gas fallen out of vogue!
wd_caro 6
it probably is
atroxletum 6
But, how will you watch ponies now?
Mipz 2
What are they, in their 80s?
oklahomaguy 0
No more beating your snatch off at iporn anymore. Sucks to be you.
bizarre_ftw 22
Tell them that's what mark twain called the telephone when he had the chance to invest in it
FeelinFine 1
Wait..... From where did OP send this post then?
waitnobodycares 6
smartphones ftw