Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML
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Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML
Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML
Today, I told my dad I want to enlist in the army and he tried to lock me in my room. He did almost the same thing when I told him I wanted to do certain college courses to make it easier to become a police officer, only there was a lot more swearing and throwing of objects. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML
Today, as a college student on a budget, I treated myself to a haircut. The stylist asked if I liked it, even though it was much shorter than I wanted, and I said yes. When I got home, my roommate asked if I had joined the military. My mom asked if I was OK. I'm wearing hats for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, a few army recruiters came to my school to discuss their jobs with us. When asked to say our name and what we wanted to do when we were older, I said I wanted to be a prosecutor. Everyone started laughing. Turns out everyone thought I said prostitute, including the recruiters. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
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balor_fml 0
No internet in the military, so enjoy your Private life without more FML sharing.
Juli_fml 0
my parents thought i should go to military school too, when in reality i had no reason to at all. anyone else think there should be a 'parents' section on here?
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Comments (41)
cash_08 0
I was thinking the same thing #21, then I decided I wouldn't benefit at all from emailing him...
timemaster666666 0
#17 is an idiot. he probably created that email . who knows. and OP . there is nothing wrong with military school i recommend Culver :D best of luck!!
infantrygirl 0
What's wrong with military school?
omgitsseejay 0
um, they pay ur college. u learn discipline. u get more respect out of people. it's good on job applications. this isn't an FML. this should be a MLIFS [My Life Is ******* Set]
SmallTownCutie 0
haha that almost spells MILFS XD
Telcontar14 0
well this explains why you're going to military school. Do you always blow your parents off?
retrosaxaphone 0
Why are all the other comments like thats ok its good on colledge? THAT STINKZ! Lol watch some teacher is gonna post a comment trashing me out. Do your best!
HashBrownieKing 0
Millitary school isnt that bad. Beleive me. Ive been there.
Compass 0
OP, if you don't want to go, I could go for you.
My2864 1
**** you OP you make it sound like its a ba thing .. im going when im 18 completely voluntary.. just another year atleast you actually get to do something for your country
My2864 1
well it is awesome.. if the swat team wont work out for me im going to militairy school