Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML
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Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML
Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML
Today, I told my dad I want to enlist in the army and he tried to lock me in my room. He did almost the same thing when I told him I wanted to do certain college courses to make it easier to become a police officer, only there was a lot more swearing and throwing of objects. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML
Today, as a college student on a budget, I treated myself to a haircut. The stylist asked if I liked it, even though it was much shorter than I wanted, and I said yes. When I got home, my roommate asked if I had joined the military. My mom asked if I was OK. I'm wearing hats for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, a few army recruiters came to my school to discuss their jobs with us. When asked to say our name and what we wanted to do when we were older, I said I wanted to be a prosecutor. Everyone started laughing. Turns out everyone thought I said prostitute, including the recruiters. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
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balor_fml 0
No internet in the military, so enjoy your Private life without more FML sharing.
Juli_fml 0
my parents thought i should go to military school too, when in reality i had no reason to at all. anyone else think there should be a 'parents' section on here?
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Comments (41)
EvaEntertainer 0
What's so bad about that :S Those in the military have valuable skills like self-discipline, which I'm guessing you need..
bella_brasil 0
..so? Just tell them u were kidding. Simple,its all about communication
Abirys 0
Military School is bad?
PureGold 0
And that's when you say "No, I like my regular school better." and the conversation is over. How is this an FML?
MaiLouIsLegend 0
Your parents were testing you & obviously you passed.Yay? Well when it comes to situations like this you shouldn't be joking unless you just have that relationship w/ the parents. Well good luck on whatever happens ha
HunterXL 0
bro thats ******.. tell me what ends up happening.
HunterXL 0
email me [email protected]
Silhouette_fml 0
So tell them you were just joking. For all the people asking what's wrong with military school, the answer is nothing. They just aren't for everyone. And someone who is forced to go probably won't be as dedicated to it as they should be.
remas14 0
heh, i agree with number 10! military school is AWESOME. be proud to go cuz u'll get an education like no other!. if they wont sign u up, tell em to sign me up!
jamiekid12 0
yo #17 i hope that u realise that that e mail is going to be used by everyone here to e mail you... weird e-mails. lol :)