Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
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Top comments
jjenniferr05 0
Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
cmillertime7 0
This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.
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Comments (217)
shnibz101 0
Congratulations
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
I had a 3.3 both semesters of my first year of college, but now my tuition increased and budget cuts made my financial aid go down, so I might not be able to stay my sophomore year. I feel no sympathy for you.
Shyman4ever 0
****, that's what you get for not having wrapped sex with someone you barely know.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
there are many more reasons than that, some people cant function without mommy and daddy around and sleep in all the time instead of going to class, since they don't have anyone telling them to go. some people just smoke too much weed (I have no problem with weed and smoke it too, but I knew plenty of guys my freshman year who cared more about getting stoned in their dorms than going to class).
mentholyptus 0
Who cares about the pregnancy? YDI for failing the first year of college alone.
skierguy 0
Wow. You just fail at life. [Insert Newfie joke here].
giggity0giggity 0
why does everyone condone getting an abortion? abortions kill unborn babies- yes, BEATING HEARTS. yet u act like this act of murder is okay. wake up- its wrong, its immoral, and murder is illegal. (btw, I suppose everyone on here condoning abortion is a liberal democrat, eh?)
Amkii 0
#196 - Not necessarily. I'm conservative and I believe in pro-choice.
princessasaurus 0
#196- I am a liberal democrat and do not condone abortion. But I do believe women should have the legal option to have an abortion. There's a difference.
Gawain_fml 0
Jesus, just get an abortion.
daarlingdamsel 0
Saying 'Jesus' and 'abortion' in the same sentence in that way seems a little...off to me.
Qup 0
sounds like you've already planned your life. it just differs from your parents ideas.
Edenbeam 19
YDI.