Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
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Top comments
jjenniferr05 0
Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
cmillertime7 0
This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.
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anb8503 0
That's not true at all!! I was 17, in my freshman year of college and got pregnant. I have made a wonderful home for my son, taking care of him everyday he has been alive! I have lived on my own since the day I turned 18. I have never asked my family OR the government for help! You guys need to stop being assholes and looking down on others! I'm sure your not perfect!
skullbuster 0
Good for you!! You should be very proud of your accomplishment. Once your child is old enough, and you have some time for you, please take a computer course so you an avoid posting the same ******* thing twice. God bless you...
prospekt1 0
instead of being a ***** you should be studyin
ElMundio87 0
I hope you at least got an ****** out of it.
skullbuster 0
Wouldn't that really suck if she didn't at least get the big O, she can have T-shirts made that say: "He had an ****** and all I got was this freakin baby"
TheGuyNextDoor 0
Well, at least we know why you failed, now you can learn from your mistakes
Kuroftw 0
You'd best start practicing those burger-flipping skills.
simpsonman3000 0
maybe you should've kept your legs closed at your books open
ultravioletbaby 0
I'm sorry. Were you expecting sympathy?
skullbuster 0
@kuroftw: She can't get a job at a burger-flipping place, they don't have daycare.
dmmd8686 0
what a pity...that you're reproducing.
Waabishkii_ikwe 0
You know, I really don't have sympathy for you. Even if you weren't whoring around, you obviously did have sex. Once you'd realized your grades were slipping you should have focused more on studying, and cut sex out of your life. It's nothing but a distraction.
carmencalamity 0
uhm, i don't know maybe she was a little bit distracted by the fact that she was uh...PREGNANT! She was probably having a difficult time trying to keep up with both of them, lay off. And she I'm sure she doesn't want your sympathy