Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
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jjenniferr05 0
Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
cmillertime7 0
This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.
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Comments (217)
g33ktr0n 0
Well now they know why you failed lol
SuperStar03 0
that's probably why you failed lol. YDI
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
I found out a LOT about private student loans when I needed one my freshman year, and they DON'T deny you based on your parents income, they deny you based on your COSIGNERS CREDIT RATING. If your parents made a lot of money and had great credit, you would be fine if you used them for a cosigner. So I don't believe this at all.
Jim9349 10
HELP HELP I AM EJACULATING CONTINUOUSLY FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES I'M DROWNING IN SPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
daarlingdamsel 0
Are you keeping the baby?
daarlingdamsel 0
I'm glad you are putting everyone in their place!! Stuff happen, even on the pill, I'm living proof :) My mom got pregnant with me on her 18th birthday with her boyfriend of 2 years while on the pill. I'm so happy you are keeping your child and are not listening to all these jerks acting like abortion is the best option. Good luck to you and keep your head up! You sound like you have your head on straight and you realize that this is going to be difficult. You can do it!! Also, private loans can be quite dangerous because you will end up paying a ton more in interest than you originally even took out unless you can pay ALOT on them on time every time you pay. Try taking regular loans from the government (I don't know if Canada works like the US does on that though)
Chocoholic17 0
You should've told them you were pregnant ASAP, that way it would have been easier to blame the decline in grades to stress & that you need to take a year or so off anyway.
jewelzgalore 0
Wow. It genuinely takes effort to fail. You are a failure. A lazy-ass one who makes horrible decisions.
spillproof 0
You really ****** your life up. For the sake of your child but it up for adoption, go back to school, get a good job then you can procreate/ adopt
annamg 0
I'm shocked at all the cruelty here. How on earth can you judge this girl and say she's a ****? Birth control can fail. You can have sex ONE time and get pregnant. Just because you get pregnant doesn't mean you're a *****.
DncrHap 9
More or less what I was trying to say a while back. Thank you for this! You're so very right. I'm just loving how all the people who are against waiting are also calling this girl a ****. Hm.