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Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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Halloween
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YaboyVinnie 21
Did he do it ninjastyle?
Epsilonyx 15
That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.
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Comments (149)
Beck2209 0
My brother does that. Not with sushi, but anything he knows at which I'll laugh.
Right_Click 12
Why is everyone here assuming OP was asleep..? Kinda takes the FML in a whole new direction, eh?
GoW_Chick 15
You do have a point then it would have been way more awkward "hey want to see some pictures of sus- OH MY GOD YOUR TOUCHING YOURSELF" poor kid was just excited about japanese food
intothecrypt 3
today at 4 AM I was looking for my girlfriend at a party. I didn't get a hold of her until 9 AM and she's high off of her ass. stop complaining.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Cool story bro, needs more Pokémon and shit.
birdfreak 24
But sushi is so colorful!!!!! :D
iomnomnomux3 0
must've been some good sushi.
florido_fml 10
Lock the door! Could of been a serial killer with a sushi knife... Eh?
THE_A_TEEN 28
To make it worse, TheThirdWilliam is American. Thus enforcing the "Rude to foreigners" American stereotype. SHAME!!!!
bostongirl77 5
He was probably high...
lifeisabitchthen 4
Best fml ever.
InYourFace1_fml 0
Did the sushi look good?
Monkeybuttcream 4
Your older brother is a smart one. The sushi was a diversion to steal money to support his crack addiction. Now tell your brother to bring me my ******* money!.