Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML
Today, I woke up to find that there has been a water main break in my neighborhood and there is no running water until the break is located and fixed. I had chili with beans late last night and it is wreaking havoc with my lower gastrointestinal tract, and the toilet won't flush. FML
Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
Today, my neighbour decided to get high while leaving his bathtub running, resulting in passing out and starting a flood in the hallways. FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
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Top comments
Melofa 7
why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?
iAmScrubs 19
I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.
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Comments (88)
Dale_xD 15
After only one day, you smell THAT bad? O.o
juniperlove_11 0
that's what I was thinking!! nasty people.
brianjman14 23
All FMLs must start with "Today,". This could have happened a few days ago. That's why they smell that bad.
YacL 15
Or they couldn't of showered for a while, and just as they were getting around to showering, this happened.
prince122 0
maybe he works at a zoo.
my_user_name 7
Wow way to make it all about you! That's inconvenient for you, but at least your home isn't flooded.
Zebidee 9
1) You have no friends where you could use their bathroom? 2) How long could it possibly take to fix?
Elphieba 4
It could take a while , maybe its a big neighborhood. OP you have friends now since the whole neighvorhood smells like a zoo!
blackberry90210 0
your home life must be quite horrible. remember that there are people to help kids like you.
dreamering 16
How long it takes them to fix a boiler? A month?
Delta2Almanac 7
In Mother Russia water shut off you!
stuart169 3
In Soviet Russia...... You stupid jerk-off. You ruined the joke now, congratulations.
DocBastard 40
This is exactly why I advocate bringing back the old Roman public baths.
MsMeiriona 2
well, one of the reasons.
xhwkx 5
Ewww, thats gross. They have a public wash cloth lol
blinksmilewink 23
Romans knew best.
MissRoxiie 12
go to a friend house? your parents maybe? theres always a solution to every problems.
jeffersoneagle 6
wise...
PandaPandy 6
...you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!" LOL happy birthday jk XD
Soloman212 28
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT, HUH?!
pdp_fml 21
Ever heard of deodorant?