Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML
Today, I woke up to find that there has been a water main break in my neighborhood and there is no running water until the break is located and fixed. I had chili with beans late last night and it is wreaking havoc with my lower gastrointestinal tract, and the toilet won't flush. FML
Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
Today, my neighbour decided to get high while leaving his bathtub running, resulting in passing out and starting a flood in the hallways. FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
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Top comments
Melofa 7
why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?
iAmScrubs 19
I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.
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Comments (88)
touchmydong 0
u shouldn't have been black!
mollysaysrawr_fml 7
Go swimming.
slopijoe 0
guess you have no friends or family nearby to use their showers because clearly that's the logical thing to do instead of smelling
suzukiracer 1
try working on a dairy then come to me and talk about smelling by the end of the day
dinorawrsalot 2
hey could have been worse you could have been in the shower when they cut it off
PandaPi 0
the water company is stupid, they just have to shut off your neighbor's water. that company is retarded
vickill 0
hahaha sucks for you bro
xe728 9
Why the **** would they shut off your power?
LifeIsCruelFML 0
lol yum. ? xD
RSL1198 0
deodorant question mark explanation point