Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Targetted
Today, for the second time this year, my motorcycle has been stolen, with no hope of recovery. The thieves even tore out the GPS tracking unit I'd installed to prevent it happening again. FML
dullstuff
Belgium
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Potato_Lord
Madison, United States
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Carrie P
Lambesc, France
This is how I roll
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Amandajean32
United States
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Top comments
ImaCanuck 0
So why wouldn't you call the cops at least once out of both times?
ceddyz17 10
dude throws a rock at him
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Comments (151)
Mortalspirit 4
Get the license number next time.Lul.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
its his motorcycle... do i have to explain
shoecrazy 5
call the cops! smh fyl
izzabella43 0
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
yakov_fml 0
Haha ****** pussy that was. Me
invicta8926 0
tisk tisk for not owning a gun!
TheAksnowrider 0
ummm grab him off the bike and kick his ass!!
dadof2 4
umm might just be me but u suck u should try a big wheel unless the kids with juice boxxes scare u
sugarycupcake 0
haha unobservant much?
lasttoknow 4
thats a better idea then # 3
familyguy11 0
Did he wave at you?