Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML
Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML
Today, I already hate the holidays. My mom has been trying to be helpful, but has severe undiagnosed memory problems that our family ignores. They've also ignored all the house repairs, but have no problem consoling her while she cries how mean I am for missing her party, because I used my vacation time to fix the house. FML
Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML
Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
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Betz 10
You can dress up as Santa for Halloween. That'll save you money on costumes too.
Lizza330 28
That sounds awesome.
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Comments (92)
shadowsorel 15
Oh my God, it's Christmas!... Er, Christmasween!
devonisthebest 7
Your moms a genius!
perdix 31
I'm seeing a Santa brandishing a bloody knife and three witches in a manger, huddling around a baby wearing a hockey mask and wielding a chainsaw. I think she's on to something there. Also, you have no more work to do until next May when your Neighborhood Association sends the sheriff to force you to finally take down your demented display.
Dmeister2008 3
If she comes across the thanksgiving ones too then tell her to put those up so you can celebrate thanksmasween ;)
SaltukBugraHan 8
I keep imagining a zombie Santa :D
emh86 14
Well Christmas is the birth of Jesus so ur right
Levvy 22
How very Tim Burton.
perdix 31
YODO! (You only decorate once.) Very efficient!
hotcaligirl 10
This actually made me laugh out loud. Christmasween.. cute lol
NicoleAshley10 0
Why is this a fml? I don't see anything wrong with that.
SiriusBlack97 17
Reminds me of a blink-182 song, where they celebrate Halloween on Christmas...
theluckyones 10
'We can live like Jack and Sally if we want Where you can always find me We'll have Halloween on Christmas And in the night we'll wish this never ends We'll wish this never ends..' Blink-182 I miss you.(:
Omegadolly 22
Made me think of "Gothic Christmas" by Within Temptation. But suddenly it doesn't seem so relevant.