Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0
Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.
DynamicDave 11
I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.
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Comments (148)
GreggyZ 0
Good advice is good advice...
FriscoKidz 10
You should smile more, but she's gonna be telling that story for a while lol.
comepoopwithme 0
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fuckked in the head. my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed. until one night he snuck in and said, "we're going out back, I want my dickk sucked in the shed."
lwd305 0
51, You are an idiot
enoughgrace 4
YDI for not smiling more. Your mom was probably smiling in your brother's picture too...
thelastavailable 13
43, here's a wild idea: go and learn the definition of "your" and "you're" and then write them down 600 times with one of Professor Umbridges' special quills.
Muffinzz11 7
lol nice
MegaTroller_fml 5
Please leave.
MyNameIsBruce 0
Same
ryanst 7
No.. just.. no.