Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Is it really any surprise that you can date multiple people who look alike? This is what people mean by having a "type". Your type is obviously that guy.
Abbyybba 0
Good way to break him into the family!
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Comments (73)
cutemonsterx3 6
Dont feel so bad OP. my boyfriend said i look like his ex . I think its worse to hear it from the bf rather then da mom :/
mommy2cassidy 18
ooh sometimes that can be an insult. If my fiance ever said that to me I would be offended because his ex looks like a crackwhore now. She was nowhere near pretty when they got married but she didn't look as bad as she does now.
Enslaved 38
Ross meet Russ.
Javee 17
Gotta love friends :D
210tex 1
What should you do if someone you are dating looks like your ex Don't say anything
perdix 31
She should add the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. Next time, bring a circus freak home.
hockeyoceancity 13
Looks don't mean they have the same personality.
loserman67 36
Is she talking above or below the waist? I'd check that out if I were you!
insanez58 11
does he actually look like him?
madamazinDana45 6
If he does...... Awkwaaaaaard!!!!!
noisebox 1
There's a bad omen right there ......
jayfreeman80 0
What is wrong with your mother being honest?
BigSexy123 11
Because there's a difference between honesty and being a bitch. That statement is not the kind of thing that one's mom should be saying to a new boyfriend. Would you like to be compared to someone's ex partner, especially when you've pretty much just started dating someone? What she did was tactless.
AlexBblah 10
What!!! Damn dis you know he looks like your ex husband?
baby4mommy 27
My brother has been married 5 time and all of his wives were similar in height, figure, hair color and facial structure. Also they all shared similar negative personality traits. Basically he married the same mistake five times. No matter how many people told him this he just could not see it.