Snow
United States
Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crushed
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
Anonymous
United States
You can't see for shit
Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Grounded
United States
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Norah
United States
Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy Father's Day
Today, my mom said I was not allowed to spend Father's Day with my dad. When I tried to point out that I'm 24 years-old and she couldn't stop me, she disabled my car. I don't trust rideshare. FML
tiredofbullshit
Littleton, United States
Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML
Username
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
brokewithnocar
Today, my mom changed her mind about driving me to a job interview because she wants to attend a meeting at a church she told me she'd never go back to, full of people she hates. I can't drive because she refuses to teach me how. There's no public transportation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML
Top comments
flippingbunny 0
How old are you? If you arent an experienced driver, I agree with your mom, stay off the roads.
Freeze_fml 17
When you learn to spell we'll talk about stupidity.
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Comments (132)
Anoniiiime 7
you should have said that u were a guy so it would read: by Snow (man) i know my jokes suck
yomama97 5
dude that sucks....it's winter over half the year in mm xD
emmaa3451 11
Same for me but I live in northern Canada, ahahaha
sammy190 3
Haha oh the joys of Minnesota winters :)
AlaskanBabyDoll 11
I live in Alaska. Don't complain.
charm1010 0
Yeah buddy!
charm1010 0
Dude, I live in Alaska. It's snowy from October to May. Even more sometimes, where I live. What's wrong with not being able to drive when there's snow? Unless you don't have people who can drive you, you're totally fine. Plus, you won't be responsible if there's a crash. Contrary to your belief, a lot of people our age (I'm guessing your a teenager) aren't allowed to drive in the snow. I wasn't for a while, until my older sister took me. It's scary, and there are some dumbass drivers out there.
heyshawty 0
Maybe it's time to invest in a snowmobile :)
blond3tt3 0
There's NO snow in Minnesota right now anyways.. ?
GG1569 4
Hah. That's funny! I live in Minnesota too and my parents still let me drive in the snow! (For practice) Crazy huh?
skratch_fml 2
Try living in canada