Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
That's favoritism at it's best.
erl1996_fml 6
What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right back................no, no you cannot..
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Comments (133)
EduJav321 24
She's increasing your chances at reproduction!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because having sex is the only thing that matters in life, right? To quote Lex Luthor: WRONG!!!
bizarre_ftw 22
Buy her adult diapers for her birthday
akg98 13
Its the thought tht counts ??????????.....srry
musicluvr2000 11
Hey at least you got something right?
dansco 25
Too much chocolate can cause acne so she's actually been nice to you! ;)
leilaostara 1
Actually, it's candy that gives you spots, chocolate doesn't do anything.
cuddlebunny3548 11
What's so bad about that? You should be happy!
perdix 31
You've already eaten too much candy -- that's why you needed the acne meds.
amanda_447 0
Aww, she was only trying. I hope you thanked her.. I'm pretty sure mothers have feelings too...
HeartOnSleeves 8
I want that as a gift.
redneckEMT21 2
Look at it this way, your mother is helping you by attempting to add on to Your daily hygiene regiment to keep you beautiful, while Giving your siblings candy and movies is encouraging them to be lazy and speeding up the process of an acne breakout. Your clearly the favorite of the family