Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I got called "useless" by my mother for not doing what she wants me to do. She also said that I've accomplished nothing, and that I can’t and never will. It’s barely 10 a.m. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I had a dream that my mom hugged me and told me she loved me. I woke up to her banging on my door, barging into my room, inspecting it, and then telling me to “just fucking kill yourself, because you're genuinely a bad person” before slamming my door. My room was perfectly clean and tidy. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML
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Guiseppi 0
Since when does my mother have other children?
snarf 0
story of my life, my mom does that same shit everyday
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Comments (55)
pandalover69 26
that's depression that's a drunk. fyl
deanerj 0
my moms schedule: wake up at 11 am, smoke weed, eat, go to her room, watch desperate housewives, smoke weed, sleep. she also called me a worthless ingrate, and said that if I ever smoked she'd disown me. my mom is his mom, but a hypocrite. LOL
Isamermaid 17
I love how there are very few comments on this one. And it's true... the offspring do suffer when there is something wrong the parent, mentally. My mom was bipolar... luckily she left when I was about 12. She messed me up good though. I feel your pain. My choices were to either kill myself or go numb to everything I had to live with. You can make it.
sassyjesSa 0
sounds like she's depressed. go do something that will make her happy.
hassenpfeffermmm 0
she wants you to take initiative.
79up 0
maybe she was seeing what you would do if she didn't do anything...
zomgabug 0
You have a loving mother. Scratch that, get a butterknife and show her who's bauuuuus.
Dougiee 0
i have perants like that, they'll sit around all day and night and expect you to get them drinks and food. but once you say no because your busy or sick of it, they get up you and try to take away the things that you use the most. example being computer or TV. they are the people who need to get a life.
LilEsme 0
Maybe she was sleepwalking, and then talked to you through her dream, thinkg that you are someone else? :)
snowy6013 4
sounds just like my mom
Jennniferlianne 0
Lmao, that should be its own slogan.