Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, I woke up to find my parents singing "Happy birthday" with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML
Today, I turned 37. My acne turned 24, my eating disorder 22, my chronic digestive issues 35 and my insomnia 16. My boobs, on the other hand, look like they just turned 60. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said, "Yeah, horizontally." FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML
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Unlovable_Me 14
You must be a real life version of 13 going on 30
TMO2142 25
Well... happy birthday
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Comments (47)
neuronerd 29
Did you recently start birth control? I was always an A/B before the pill.
enxhi96 21
Not everyone has double D's. Who cares.. I know I don't.
jcash52426 5
Yes mom in got implants cause you won't shut up about my boobs. You will get the bill in the mail soon mother
PANDORUM89 21
If my boobs randomly for bigger I'd be worried. Pregnancy to Cancer to hormone changes can affect breast size and I'd want to know what's up asap.
sweetpotato301 7
They do fluctuate naturally, it's not always a big deal
sweetpotato301 7
Not sure why this was down voted, it's true. Breast size can fluctuate depending on where you are in your cycle.
theriama 3
Better late then never?
unluckyblackcat9 8
I know the feels I just hit puberty and I'm 20!lol but hey atleast you finally hit it!
ICouldntThinkOfaUsername 10
I never have gone through puberty and I'm 28. You're not alone OP
ThrottleJockey 36
Sounds like your birthday was a bust.
Katyness 14
are you sure you're not pregnant?
tylance 3
my wife didn't have big **** until i knocked her up. now we have a kid but i have a ton of boob to myself