Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML
Today, my mom called me a “subhuman inbred.” All because I was fidgeting during church without realizing I was doing it. FML
Today, my mother told me she's disappointed in me for not going to a better college, and that if I was in the top ten of my class that the rest of those ten must be really dumb. Fact is, I threw away the acceptance letters to Carnegie Mellon and Cornell because I didn't want her to have to pay. FML
Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML
Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
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Top comments
marcolin 0
I hate how religion influences people like that... GJ man, keep it up with ur life :)
Peroxide 3
Well then, its obvious what you need to do. Smoke, drink, do drugs and go to church on Sundays.
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Comments (46)
Brooklynxman 0
Yep. Clearly you are the worse. Man, you know you're accomplishments and need to learn to feel good about yourself without her praise. I know its hard but you have to do it.
chinesef000d 0
It's sad that we smart people are subject to such privy things like religion ;)
RedRobster 0
@9 Lawl.
tyralpha 0
Well, it really is pitiful how people freak out in such a way; I mean, if you can't go to church every week, that doesn't mean you're going to hell. How sad...
discosoup 0
YDI, dude.
netbeui435 3
what about "judge not lest ye be judged..." religious hypocracy sucks.
Live_And_Let_Liv 0
That sucks! my parents r like that. they threatened to send me to a catholic boarding school if i didn't go to church
mikk 3
Unfortunately you can choose your friend but you can't choose your parents. But if you want to made your mother happy, you can go to church with her sometimes, having a math quitz ready to thing about during the ceremony so you don't get too bored.
TheJawsman 18
Being a good Catholic in the Philippines is secondary to other things in many families...you should know that by now hahaha. Salamat po!
RedRobster 0
One thing, I love how his "IQ is 130, an honor student." I did not know that IQ's could be students. Well, I guess we learn something everyday.