Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML
Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML
Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML
Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML
Today, while visiting my parents, I observed that I've been able to visit more often because I've avoided getting sick the whole year. My mother responded by reminding me that I need to get my act together if I'm going to lose weight and get healthier. Not the reaction I hoped for, Mom. FML
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother called me lazy. Her days consist of sitting on her couch watching Fox News. I'm a college athlete who also has a part-time job, yet I'm the lazy one. FML
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
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CoolRainbowdash 15
That's kinda sad.
your_ma 27
Why are you so dead set against exercising??
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Comments (230)
SenselessPattern 12
Uh yeah....what he said! *Slowly puts Big Mac out of imaginary sight.*
fofojade 6
I do the same xP
keylimecat87 3
So your own mother, who only wants the best for you and obviously realizes the countless ways physical activity benefits you (everything from smaller waistline to extended lifetime), is being shamelessly deceived by her daughter into thinking that you actually take her advice into consideration and care about what she says enough to make a healthy, positive change in your life. I don't blame op for posting this, because she should hate her life for an act like that. Pretty pathetic.
SenselessPattern 12
Uh yeah....what he said! *Slowly puts Big Mac out of imaginary sight.*
jimmyjazz24 4
As someone who has exercised hard in order to combat medical problems who have made me incandescent with rage. You don't know how lucky you have it and the fact your willing to to such lengths to avoid exercise just proves that you're a coward. Get up get moving and do something positive...
ellytoad 13
Necessity is the mother of motivation.
SenselessPattern 12
Damn you double postings! Fire all of your thumb-down launchers at my comments. No mercy, it's for the best.
KingCeltic77 18
Well if you're disappointed on how lazy you are, why don't you work out. It's a crazy idea, I know, but it just might work.
gypsymoon 6
If only you'd put that effort in exercising
carminecris89 13
If you really are in need of working out the starvation diet is an easy way to drop pounds. Just eat 600 calories or less for a few days...though I wouldn't recommend doing it often or for extended periods of time. Working out is best but I hate it too and have a terrible time with it as well. Try to find a sport or activity that will keep you active. I'm very unathletic but I remembered really liking boxing.
keylimecat87 3
This is terrible advice!! Starving your body is the worst thing you could possibly do for weight loss. You may loose a few pounds while you starve yourself, but as soon as you start eating again you'll gain anything you lost and more.
carminecris89 13
Of course its not great advice...I didn't say it's good for you. Starving yourself isn't a life style, it's a quick fix. You don't gain it back if you cut down unhealthy habits and then start working out or doing something. It's a way to get Your weight down but it won't stay down if you don't lose weight and eat better.
Calyx_fml 22
And do the duckface. You're guaranteed to drop pounds a day doing the duckface.
redmane 21
Anorexia, here she comes! Starving yourself is terrible on your body and can cause organ failure.
CCDNRGD81411 3
Thats pretty pathetic of you to go that far to not exercise. But when you have health problems that kill you you can blame yourself.have a short life. *waits for the thumbs down*