JackAttack
United States
Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
screwedupkid
Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, Mommy. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
FalkensLabyrinth
Gardner, United States
Tact
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Anonymous
United States
ED much?
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
Anonymous
Cottonwood, United States
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
ughh
United States
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Loot
United States
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
illiterate
Australia
Today, my boss gave me an "All You Need to Know About Grammar" type book. FML
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Eir_fml 1
I'd want that book too!
AliSama 17
it seems like she cares for you?
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Comments (29)
live_2_eat 5
oooh, can I have your book if you don't want it?? :D Lol. I've been on FML for most of today and I have exams starting next week......
just_laugh_along 0
Way Number One: Don't read this book.
Deus_Volent 0
I wonder why?
NotBree 0
I bet "make FML" is nowhere in that 100.
krygeer 1
i want that book. dont understand how thats a FML...
shelby0123 0
I need that where she get it?
stevenmx86 8
So the first thing you did was get on fml and complain? You definitely need some motivation..
sjerkins 0
Do you need to be motivated ?
stariee1997 16
Well it's working already! It motivated you to put that on FML!
happyconverse 10
That sounds like an amazing book!!! I used to run a ton but now, since I moved somewhere else I haven't been able to motivate myself to run. Your mom's only trying to help you I am sure, but I don't blame you for taking your moms gesture as something negative. Hope things get better for ya